I present to you a puppy eating watermelon.

tagged as: nooooooooooooo,

ya snoop

tagged as: warms my heart a bit,

[on what keeps him humble] You know, I telephoned my grandparents the other day, and my grandfather said to me, “We saw your movie.” “Which one?” I said, and he shouted, “Betty, what was the name of that movie I didn’t like?” I thought that was just classic. I mean, if that doesn’t keep your feet on the ground, what would? - Brad Pitt

tagged as: brad pitt,

sometimes i’m like why THE FUCK did i make that decision 

tagged as: sad, ya,

at pemberton this weekend, my friend became bffs with a 23 year old guy who is from texas and is related to harry truman 

Anonymous asked: do you think that anyone in the NHL is a virgin?




tyler seguin

No, he slept with one of his teammates’ wives

do you really think i thought tyler seguin was a virgin

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kinda hurt kinda offended kinda not planning on saying anything about it

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apparently if you go into a room with a guy at a party it automatically means that you were hooking up

tagged as: i hate highschool,


first & last appearances » breaking bad

tagged as: breaking bad,


not being drunk is so awful

tagged as: ME TONIGHT,