“The thing I’m most afraid of is me. Of not knowing what I’m going to do. Of not knowing what I’m doing right now.”

Haruki Murakami, 1Q84 (via lastisle)

tagged as: me rn,

royonfire:

I present to you a puppy eating watermelon.

tagged as: nooooooooooooo,

ya snoop

tagged as: warms my heart a bit,

[on what keeps him humble] You know, I telephoned my grandparents the other day, and my grandfather said to me, “We saw your movie.” “Which one?” I said, and he shouted, “Betty, what was the name of that movie I didn’t like?” I thought that was just classic. I mean, if that doesn’t keep your feet on the ground, what would? - Brad Pitt

tagged as: brad pitt,

sometimes i’m like why THE FUCK did i make that decision 

tagged as: sad, ya,

at pemberton this weekend, my friend became bffs with a 23 year old guy who is from texas and is related to harry truman 

Anonymous asked: do you think that anyone in the NHL is a virgin?

modanos:

ilovejamesfallon:

modanos:

tyler seguin

No, he slept with one of his teammates’ wives

do you really think i thought tyler seguin was a virgin

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solosalendo:

kinda hurt kinda offended kinda not planning on saying anything about it

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apparently if you go into a room with a guy at a party it automatically means that you were hooking up

tagged as: i hate highschool,

snootydormouse:

first & last appearances » breaking bad

tagged as: breaking bad,